1. Acceptance of Terms

By accessing and using Clive the Cabbage ("the Website"), you accept and agree to be bound by the terms and conditions of this agreement. If you do not agree to these Terms of Service, please do not use this Website.

2. Changes to Terms

We reserve the right to modify these Terms of Service at any time. Changes will be effective immediately upon posting to this page. Your continued use of the Website after changes are posted constitutes your acceptance of the modified terms.

We will update the "Last Updated" date at the top of this page when changes are made.

3. Description of Service

Clive the Cabbage provides:

• Blog content and articles
• Audio content and playlists
• Comment functionality for user engagement
• Contact forms for communication
• Other features as made available from time to time

We reserve the right to modify, suspend, or discontinue any aspect of the service at any time without notice.

4. User Conduct and Prohibited Activities

4.1 Acceptable Use

You agree to use the Website only for lawful purposes and in accordance with these Terms. You agree NOT to:

• Violate any applicable laws or regulations
• Infringe upon the rights of others, including intellectual property rights
• Harass, abuse, or harm another person
• Transmit any spam, unsolicited advertising, or promotional materials
• Upload or transmit viruses, malware, or any malicious code
• Attempt to gain unauthorized access to the Website or related systems
• Interfere with or disrupt the Website or servers
• Collect or harvest personal information about other users
• Impersonate any person or entity
• Post false, misleading, or defamatory content

4.2 Content Restrictions

When submitting content (comments, contact forms, etc.), you agree not to post content that:

• Is illegal, harmful, threatening, abusive, harassing, defamatory, vulgar, obscene, or otherwise objectionable
• Infringes any patent, trademark, trade secret, copyright, or other proprietary rights
• Contains software viruses or any other computer code designed to disrupt, damage, or limit functionality
• Violates the privacy or publicity rights of others
• Contains unsolicited commercial content or advertisements

5. User Content

5.1 Your Content

You retain ownership of any content you submit to the Website (comments, feedback, etc.). By posting content, you grant us a worldwide, non-exclusive, royalty-free license to:

• Use, reproduce, modify, adapt, and publish your content
• Display your content on the Website
• Distribute your content as part of our services

5.2 Content Responsibility

You are solely responsible for your content and the consequences of posting it. We do not endorse or guarantee the accuracy, integrity, or quality of user content.

5.3 Content Moderation

We reserve the right to:

• Monitor, review, and moderate user content
• Remove or refuse to post any content that violates these Terms
• Suspend or terminate accounts that violate these Terms
• Cooperate with law enforcement regarding illegal content

6. Intellectual Property Rights

6.1 Our Content

All content on this Website (text, graphics, logos, images, audio, video, software, etc.) is owned by us or our licensors and is protected by copyright, trademark, and other intellectual property laws.

6.2 Limited License

We grant you a limited, non-exclusive, non-transferable license to access and use the Website for personal, non-commercial purposes. This license does not include:

• Resale or commercial use of the Website or its content
• Derivative works based on the Website
• Downloading (other than page caching) or copying of content for others
• Use of data mining, robots, or similar data gathering tools

6.3 Copyright Infringement

We respect intellectual property rights. If you believe your copyright has been infringed, please contact us with:

• Identification of the copyrighted work
• Identification of the infringing material
• Your contact information
• A statement of good faith belief
• A statement of accuracy under penalty of perjury

7. Comments and Community Guidelines

Our comment section is intended for constructive discussion. When commenting, please:

• Be Respectful: Treat others with courtesy and respect
• Stay On Topic: Keep comments relevant to the post
• No Spam: Do not post promotional content or repetitive messages
• Be Honest: Use your real name and provide accurate information
• Add Value: Contribute meaningful insights and discussion

Comments that violate these guidelines may be removed, and repeat offenders may be banned.

8. Privacy and Data Protection

Your use of the Website is also governed by our Privacy Policy, which explains how we collect, use, and protect your personal information.

By using this Website, you consent to our data practices as described in the Privacy Policy.

9. Third-Party Links and Services

The Website may contain links to third-party websites or services. We are not responsible for:

• The content, privacy policies, or practices of third-party sites
• Any damages or losses caused by third-party sites
• The accuracy or reliability of third-party information

Your interactions with third-party sites are solely between you and the third party.

10. Disclaimers and Limitations of Liability

10.1 No Warranties

THE WEBSITE IS PROVIDED "AS IS" AND "AS AVAILABLE" WITHOUT WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO:

• Warranties of merchantability or fitness for a particular purpose
• Warranties that the Website will be uninterrupted, error-free, or secure
• Warranties regarding the accuracy, reliability, or completeness of content

10.2 Limitation of Liability

TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, WE SHALL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, OR PUNITIVE DAMAGES, INCLUDING:

• Loss of profits, revenue, data, or use
• Business interruption
• Personal injury or property damage

OUR TOTAL LIABILITY SHALL NOT EXCEED $100 USD OR THE AMOUNT YOU PAID TO USE THE WEBSITE (IF ANY), WHICHEVER IS GREATER.

10.3 Jurisdictional Limitations

Some jurisdictions do not allow limitations on implied warranties or liability. If these laws apply to you, some or all of the above disclaimers may not apply.

11. Indemnification

You agree to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless Clive the Cabbage, its owners, employees, and affiliates from any claims, damages, losses, liabilities, and expenses (including legal fees) arising from:

• Your use of the Website
• Your violation of these Terms
• Your violation of any rights of another person or entity
• Your content posted on the Website

12. Account Termination

We reserve the right to:

• Suspend or terminate your access to the Website at any time, for any reason, without notice
• Remove or refuse to post any content
• Take appropriate legal action for violations of these Terms

Upon termination, your right to use the Website will immediately cease.

13. Governing Law and Jurisdiction

These Terms shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of [Your Jurisdiction], without regard to conflict of law principles.

Any disputes arising from these Terms or your use of the Website shall be resolved in the courts of [Your Jurisdiction]. You consent to the exclusive jurisdiction of these courts.

14. Dispute Resolution

14.1 Informal Resolution

Before filing a formal claim, you agree to contact us to attempt to resolve the dispute informally. Send a detailed description of the dispute to our contact email.

14.2 Arbitration (Optional)

If informal resolution fails, disputes may be resolved through binding arbitration rather than in court, if both parties agree.

15. Severability

If any provision of these Terms is found to be invalid or unenforceable, the remaining provisions shall continue in full force and effect. The invalid provision shall be replaced with a valid provision that most closely matches the intent of the original.

16. Entire Agreement

These Terms, together with our Privacy Policy and Cookie Policy, constitute the entire agreement between you and Clive the Cabbage regarding use of the Website.

17. Waiver

Our failure to enforce any right or provision of these Terms shall not constitute a waiver of that right or provision.

18. Contact Information

For questions, concerns, or notices regarding these Terms of Service, please contact us:

• Email: [Your Contact Email]
• Website: Contact Form

19. Acknowledgment

BY USING THIS WEBSITE, YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THAT YOU HAVE READ THESE TERMS OF SERVICE, UNDERSTAND THEM, AND AGREE TO BE BOUND BY THEM.