The Clive the Cabbage shop isn’t about loud merch, forced slogans, or chasing trends. It exists for a simpler reason: to give people a practical way to support the work while wearing something that actually fits into real life.

Everything in the shop is designed with intention. These aren’t novelty items that live at the back of a cupboard they’re everyday pieces made to be used, worn, and lived in.

More Than Merch

Clive the Cabbage has always been about process, honesty, and showing up consistently. The shop follows the same philosophy. Each product is an extension of the wider project. the music, the writing, the late-night ideas, the trial and error that happens off camera.

Buying from the shop directly supports ongoing creative work. No middle layers, no gimmicks. Just a clean exchange: useful items in return for keeping the project moving forward.

What You’ll Find

The current range focuses on function and comfort:

• Everyday backpacks built for real use  carrying gear, notebooks, tech, or just getting through the day.

• Comfort-first clothing designed to be worn in studios, at home, or out and about without trying too hard.

The goal is simple: pieces that don’t shout, don’t pretend, and don’t fall apart after a few wears.

Thoughtful Drops, Not Fast Fashion

This shop isn’t about flooding pages with endless products. Drops are intentional and paced. Designs evolve alongside the project itself, with room for seasonal ideas, experiments, and community-led suggestions.

If you’ve got an idea for something you’d genuinely use, that conversation is always open. The shop is meant to grow naturally, not aggressively.

Fulfilment Without the Stress

Orders are printed and shipped on demand through a trusted fulfilment partner. That means:

• No excess stock or waste
• Secure payments and global shipping
• Tracking updates straight to your inbox
• Straightforward support if something isn’t right

It keeps the focus where it should be  on the creative work, while making sure you get something solid in return.